He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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