Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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