Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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