Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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