she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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