I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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