Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Couch. On fire.
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