You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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