Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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