office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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