so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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