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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building

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• (305): View more from Florida

  he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...

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• (510): View more from California

  You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly

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  The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.

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