She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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