What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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