Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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