Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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