I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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