i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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