He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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