Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Bring me that man meat
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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