Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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