Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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