her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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