Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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