You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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