Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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