I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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