8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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