do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
