Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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