i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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