She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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