Dual....:-)
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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