Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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