Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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