Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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