found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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