The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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