Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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