whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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