dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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