so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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