Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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