her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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