New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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