grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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