Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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