This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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