Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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well you can't waste a boner
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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