Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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