I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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