shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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