im holly from the hills drunk
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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