ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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