I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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